The Rides

This is a very rough and sort of accurate look at the DCTC rides. Some of it may be made up, and all of it is embellished.

Dirt Church

The original services are held Sundays. Sometimes at 8, sometimes at 9, sometimes at 10. Sometimes it’s at Timber Ridge, or Bunker Hill, or even the Supply Road Lot. They range between five minutes and five hours. Most are around two hours. You will get dropped the first 30 times you show up.

Chicken Leg Friday

It’s on Friday, that’s accurate. You get chicken legs. That’s accurate, too, but they’re vegetarian. Show up and see. Most Chicken Leg Fridays start at 10. Some are at 9. Most are between one and two hours, but no promises.

Dumb Questions

Are these year round? Yes, idiot.

Are these drop rides? You bet your ass they are.

Are there maps? HAHAHAHAHA.

Can anyone show up? Of course. All are welcome to find salvation. Bring a friend. We always need more to offer up on the alter.